this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
I love this too much not to post it
Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
im getting a haircut today
strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest
"Do you want to get pizza?"
"Can you order it?"
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
i mean that’s so cute dan puts all his effort in his videos and wants everything to be perfect and he apologise for being so cute he’s so asdjgfk im gonna throw up
shout out to 5sos, they did a free acoustic european tour and barely got any sleep flying to and from countries and doing shows back to back, then they fly straight to north america to do another tour where they do high energy shows pretty much every single night thats pretty fuckin hardcore